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Thursday, April 19, 2007

RUSSIAN FISHERMAN CATCH ALIEN AND INVITE IT TO DINNER!

The Old Coot (a former Navy friend) brought this story to my attention. A team of Russian fisherman pulled up their nets after a storm and caught a squeeling, freaky looking alien creature. After taking a few pictures and capturing some video on their cell phone, the fishercomrades did what any of us would have done when faced with a strange, unidentifiable alien being -- they ate it. I wonder what aliens taste like? Whatever its flavor, I'll bet nothing prepares the palate like several shots of vodka.

Seriously, I know I was an X Files addict back in the 90's, but I'm not making this up. The story and photo are from some Russian website. YouTube video here. (CAUTION: It's freaky.)

EXCERPT FROM RUSSIAN NEWS SOURCE (PRAVDA):

Village residents from the Rostov region of Russia caught a weird creature two weeks ago after a strong storm in the Sea of Azov. The shark-looking creature was producing strange squeaky sounds. The fishermen originally believed that they had caught an alien and decided to film the monster with the help of a cell phone camera. The footage clearly shows the creatures’ head, body and long tail. The bizarre catch was weighing almost 100 kilograms, the Komsomolskaya Pravda reports.

However, ufologists and scientists were greatly disappointed when they found out that the fishermen had eaten the monster. They said that they were not scared of the creature so they decided to use it as food. One of the men said that it was the most delicious dish he had ever eaten.

6 Comments:

Anonymous liz said...

What. The. Fuck.

This has to be a hoax, right? Why would they eat something that could have brought them money and fame? And wouldn't there at least bones or leftover, I don't know, EYES or something?

10:59 AM

 
Blogger Carey said...

It is the underbelly of a form of Ray, Skate, or some types of Sturgeon have those common features. They could have flipped it over to show the normal view, but that wouldn't look as alien.

11:37 AM

 
Blogger Mega Munch said...

Now way Carey, it's clearly an alien.

12:56 PM

 
Anonymous Philly Guy said...

If we find any aliens on the cheese steak tour, I'm eating it.

1:38 PM

 
Blogger Carey said...

Geno's steaks look like aliens too if you turn them upside down, and squint. Dave, reminds me of when you wanted to start a Ghost Investigation Team. 10 years later, what do you see on TV.....

3:49 PM

 
Blogger oragami said...

you humans will pay for the innocent life that you have taken. Who the fuck gave you people the right to decide who lives or dies? what gets eaten and what dosen't. When it is your turn and you are the ones on the menu you dont complain. The time is coming. I hope you fucks are ready. LOL

11:54 AM

 

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