7 DAYS UNTIL WING BOWL

It's almost here. I spoke with Big Brian Subich a few days ago (he qualified last week by scarfing down three foot-long "fat bitch" sandwiches -- cheesesteaks topped with chicken fingers, cheese sticks and french fries -- in 8 minutes). His entourage will be tailgating in STYLE with a tent, space heaters, grills and the works. He agreed to have them save a spot for the UEPa-Haul in the Holiday Inn parking lot next to his crew.

Also talked to Bob Shoudt last week. The Humble One will pay a visit to the UEPa party at some point during the night. All things considered, it's shaping up to be a Wing Bowl to remember.