"It is possible to die from eating. But I think to be professional means you don't die." (Takeru Kobayashi)

Sunday, January 13, 2008


Got the tickets the other day in the mail. This year, we're turning the U-Haul will pull double duty as a party machine and a money making machine. Beau bought an official Nathan's hot dog cooker for like $30 and our plan is to sell dogs for $2 each or three for $5 (using a converter to power it through the U-Haul's cigarette lighter). With hundreds of drunk people around, we'll make a killing, right? And I know we technically need some sort of vendor's permit to sell food, but I'm pretty sure the cops have bigger things on their minds than some dude selling hot dogs out of the back of a rented box truck.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

We could make a deal w/ customers.

Eat (insert number here) faster than (insert Eater here) and your dogs are free!

Lose and the price goes up.

10:21 PM

Anonymous Philly Guy said...

If plan b and c don't work to get into Wing Bowl, I'm sure I can hussle a few guys after my failed stunt.

12:04 AM

Anonymous Philly Guy said...

Brad beat me by four to take the wing off. I'm trying to get into a contest Saturday afternoon during the Sixer's game as a last shot to get in.

12:17 AM

Anonymous US MALE said...

If the stadium begins to smell like nathans hotdog puke, we know who to blame.

5:21 AM

Anonymous Philly Guy said...

The guys that can't handle keeping up with me?

8:49 AM

Blogger Carey said...

Dave can use his (yes he claims to have invented it) Martingale system to ensure Derek's plan works.

On a similar note, I plan to sell lap dances out of the back of the Uhaul.

12:52 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

lapdances? I thought we scratched the stripper idea. Remember, I was going to pay for it, but we said it would be "too cold" and something about "indecency laws" you people have in PA that we're not used to in Brooklyn. (j/k)

Unless...you're not doing the lap dances...are you? OMG

8:25 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dave: Do UEPa members get a discount on hot dogs? I'll be leaving straight from work, and I'll be hungry!!!

8:26 AM

Blogger Mega Munch said...

Free hot dogs for UEPa members!

9:48 AM

Blogger la beauheme said...

Yeah, expect to see this.

With a bunch of this around it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icTS3JwD3iU

11:25 AM

Anonymous Philly Guy said...

I got accepted for the Sixer's half time contest. I get a discounted rate on tickets so let me know if anyone is interested. They're in the all you can eat section. I'll have more details tomorrow.

6:24 PM

Anonymous Heather said...

I just saw the commercial with the Manning brothers speed-eating Oreos - funny stuff. How long 'til you post on that, Dave?

9:42 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...


I "Humble"y request where you are going to try to park and what time you are planning on getting there. If you are there when I pull in, I wanted to stop by and say hello. If that is cool with you, shoot me an email at shoudt at hot mail dot com

1:13 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...


Call me sometime to make some plans regarding WB 16.


3:09 PM


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