DAMN CHANGING PERSPECTIVES!

When you were a kid, every oversized double cheeseburger looked this big. Back then it was your friend. It said things like, "Calories, what calories?! Just eat me and then go run around the neighborhood with your friends and everything will be alright!"

Now that I'm an adult, oversized double cheeseburgers still look good, but they don't look quite as big. They also say slightly different things. But I'll eat them anyhow, and then go run around the neighborhood with my friends.