WHO'S A HUNGRY BABY?

The buzz in the tabloids is that the new celebrity diet is baby food (or, according to a headline in the UK edition of Marie Claire magazine, Hollywood is just eating babies). Apparently realizing that they're dangerously close to being cast on the next season of Biggest Loser, Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon admit to replacing meals with tiny jars of strained peas and mashed sweet potatoes.

Small, on-the-go containers. Good portion control. Loaded with vitamins and nutrients. It sort of makes sense, except for the whole "tastes like pureed shit" part. It actually reminds me of a personal eating challenge that I still want to do involving 50 jars of various baby food and my old Sesame Street spoon. I may or may not wear a baby bonnet and a bib for that one and I'm still not sure if I'll make airplane sounds with each bite.