"It is possible to die from eating. But I think to be professional means you don't die." (Takeru Kobayashi)

Monday, May 28, 2007

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE

"You ever eat so much you feel sick? Isn't that the best? Then you feel like a real American." - Jim Gaffigan

6 Comments:

Blogger Carey said...

Did anyone notice that June 23th there will be 8 competitive eating events? Maybe there is a way to do two events in one day. And why is there a sudden drop off of IFOCE events after june 28?

9:25 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Because I'll shock the world on June 28th at the QVC qualifier.... or the MLE types need a break before Coney Island

10:09 PM

 
Blogger Carey said...

You're going to do 15 HDB's?
or 12, without a shirt on? hehe. Good luck, man.

10:31 PM

 
Blogger Dave S. said...

Mmmmm...trash talk.

By the way, if you like food humor check out Jim Gaffigan's DVD "Beyond the Pale." Pretty much the whole thing is food jokes. Including Hot Pockets.

Regarding June 23 and the eight events...OJRifkin will have his hands full that day for sure. Are you counting the amateur shoofly round? Pete will do the deuce at QVC. I'm making that prediction right now.

6:53 AM

 
Blogger Carey said...

Pete is going to shove some extra plates down his pants before the contest.
Yes I was counting that. It is an event where people will compete, so it means something. I think June 23rd should be National Competitive Eating day.

8:20 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't understand how plates appear from nowhere. I should practice magic instead of eating.

1:57 PM

 

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