IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE
"You ever eat so much you feel sick? Isn't that the best? Then you feel like a real American." - Jim Gaffigan
"It is possible to die from eating. But I think to be professional means you don't die." (Takeru Kobayashi)
"You ever eat so much you feel sick? Isn't that the best? Then you feel like a real American." - Jim Gaffigan
6 Comments:
Did anyone notice that June 23th there will be 8 competitive eating events? Maybe there is a way to do two events in one day. And why is there a sudden drop off of IFOCE events after june 28?
9:25 PM
Because I'll shock the world on June 28th at the QVC qualifier.... or the MLE types need a break before Coney Island
10:09 PM
You're going to do 15 HDB's?
or 12, without a shirt on? hehe. Good luck, man.
10:31 PM
Mmmmm...trash talk.
By the way, if you like food humor check out Jim Gaffigan's DVD "Beyond the Pale." Pretty much the whole thing is food jokes. Including Hot Pockets.
Regarding June 23 and the eight events...OJRifkin will have his hands full that day for sure. Are you counting the amateur shoofly round? Pete will do the deuce at QVC. I'm making that prediction right now.
6:53 AM
Pete is going to shove some extra plates down his pants before the contest.
Yes I was counting that. It is an event where people will compete, so it means something. I think June 23rd should be National Competitive Eating day.
8:20 AM
I don't understand how plates appear from nowhere. I should practice magic instead of eating.
1:57 PM
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