FOOD PORN X: A PEEK INSIDE PERFECTION

I've never cut a burger in half before -- not really sure why you would -- but I'm damn glad someone felt the need to take a knife to this one because it's friggin' beautiful. I love how that little piece of lettuce is stuck to the burger. Almost as if it knows that that's where the real action is, not up there with the rest of those stupid vegetables. The photographer of this masterpiece says the $14 burger is a product of Lure Fishbar in NYC. Actually, I take back my previous claim that I've never cut a burger. I did it last year at the Clinton Station Diner and, sadly, it didn't look anything like this.