I'M STILL WAITING, ASSHOLES!
Heather and I went out for Chinese food this evening and this was my fortune. I rushed home, expecting to find a nice black forest cake or carrot cake or even a cherry cheesecake waiting for me on my doorstep. But there was no cake. Stupid lying fortunes. At this point I'd even settle for a mediocre cake.
posted by Dave S. at 8:12 PM
4 Comments:
perhaps a whoopie pie?
9:35 AM
i think that's it!!!
the title is yours for the taking.
1:50 PM
Its probably in bed, it is always better to add "in bed" at the end of fortunes
7:11 PM
No whoopie pies. No meatballs. No Mets in the World Series because goddamn Carlos Beltran struck out in the bottom of the ninth to end the game. (Who strikes out looking in the bottom of the ninth with the bases loaded? Seriously, who does that? Not me.)
Sorry, it's the morning after.
7:55 AM
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