"It is possible to die from eating. But I think to be professional means you don't die." (Takeru Kobayashi)

Monday, August 13, 2007


Not sure how long this has been up there, but the Competitive Eating Network (website 4 of 5 in the IFOCE's "Web o' Many Sites") has announced plans for a Joey Chestnut cologne called simply, Joey the Fragrance.

I wonder what a Joey Chestnut themed cologne would smell like? Britney's signature perfume smells like Bubble Yum and cigarette butts. Paris Hilton's scent carries subtle hints of J├Ągermeister and Astro Glide. Maybe Joey's would smell like charbroiled beef and buffalo wing sauce. I'd wear that AND spray it on my french fries.


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