"It is possible to die from eating. But I think to be professional means you don't die." (Takeru Kobayashi)

Monday, August 13, 2007

THE SCENT OF HUNGER

Not sure how long this has been up there, but the Competitive Eating Network (website 4 of 5 in the IFOCE's "Web o' Many Sites") has announced plans for a Joey Chestnut cologne called simply, Joey the Fragrance.

I wonder what a Joey Chestnut themed cologne would smell like? Britney's signature perfume smells like Bubble Yum and cigarette butts. Paris Hilton's scent carries subtle hints of J├Ągermeister and Astro Glide. Maybe Joey's would smell like charbroiled beef and buffalo wing sauce. I'd wear that AND spray it on my french fries.

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