ZOMBIE'S NEED TO WATCH THE WAISTLINE TOO

I'm in sort of a "post weird stuff" mood lately. That's what happens when you don't have much going on from a CE standpoint personally. Although I do need to set a date in September for the Big Daddy Luke Burger Showdown in Philly with Carey and Ian.

Anyhow, I'm a big fan of zombie movies, so I found the Zombie Food Pyramid below kind of funny. I couldn't be a zombie. I really don't like brains and organs. I especially don't like gristle. I'd be the zombie invading the Old Country Buffet moaning, "Neeeeeeed salisbury steak. Saaaalisbury steaaaaak!!"

A story on The Onion reports that Dr. Albert Rossum, director of the O'Bannon Institute For Postmortem Nutritional Studies, recommends an "all brain diet" for zombies. "A daily three-pound serving of brains supplies all the vital sugars, neurons, and ganglia essential to promoting zombie fitness and slowing the decomposition process," said Rossum, adding, "Braaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnns!"