"It is possible to die from eating. But I think to be professional means you don't die." (Takeru Kobayashi)

Monday, July 30, 2007


I'm in sort of a "post weird stuff" mood lately. That's what happens when you don't have much going on from a CE standpoint personally. Although I do need to set a date in September for the Big Daddy Luke Burger Showdown in Philly with Carey and Ian.

Anyhow, I'm a big fan of zombie movies, so I found the Zombie Food Pyramid below kind of funny. I couldn't be a zombie. I really don't like brains and organs. I especially don't like gristle. I'd be the zombie invading the Old Country Buffet moaning, "Neeeeeeed salisbury steak. Saaaalisbury steaaaaak!!"

A story on The Onion reports that Dr. Albert Rossum, director of the O'Bannon Institute For Postmortem Nutritional Studies, recommends an "all brain diet" for zombies. "A daily three-pound serving of brains supplies all the vital sugars, neurons, and ganglia essential to promoting zombie fitness and slowing the decomposition process," said Rossum, adding, "Braaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnns!"


Blogger Carey said...

have we reached the competitive eating off season already?

4:51 PM

Blogger Mega Munch said...

No. Is that a hint for me to post the local contests I dug up online?I'm telling you...September and October are going to be busy.

9:06 PM

Anonymous Heather said...

You didn't fix it yet! Come on - you have standards to maintain!

11:27 AM


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