FOOD PORN #2 - I'm a bad, baaaad piece of piggy

"Hey there hungry guy! I'm the greasy little piece of bacon that just has to stick out here, tempting you...teeeeeasing you. What'cha gonna do? Push me back under that bun? Nah. You're gonna break me off and eat me. You're gonna eat me before you eat anything else. And you know what? I'm gonna be the best damn thing you'll eat all day...including this burger (and a helluva lot better than those fries). So go ahead. Do it. Do it now. Don't nibble, just bite. Bite me hard! But don't get that little white thing up by the bun. That's bleu cheese, and even though it tastes good too, that little crumb of curdled milk will only taint my crispy, bacony goodness. C'mon, what are you waiting for, an invita..."